From Six Pack To Slack

To some, this here might just be one of the saddest sights imaginable. Just how have some of our favourite leading men have let themselves go so much that they are more blubber than muscle is beyond us! Mind you, contrary to popular belief, there are gals who fancy themselves a bit of a spare tyre on their men – which is a good thing for these guys, we suppose!

Jake Gyllenhaal

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Eh, it’s not all bad. Jake still has youth on his side – so letting it hang out on occasion is no big deal. He has furthermore always had a rather lean build; it will take a Herculean effort from him to reach red on the BMI index. We know what the potential is though. He has clearly demonstrated in both Jarhead and Southpaw that he has no shortage of good genes.

 

Usher

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Most struggle to do 30 sit-ups, but Usher danced on stage for two hours at a time, night after night. His famous abs and his charms had many a girl suffering fits should she be lucky to attend one of his concerts. What happened? Are you tired, sir? The only thing on his body bound to boogie now is his belly. Those man-boobs are rather unfortunate, too.

Russell Crowe

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Yeah, dude. There are many men in their fifties who are in shape. One would think the Kiwi actor would sport some semblance of a desirable physique given he was the Gaul-conquering Maximus Meridius of yesteryear.

 

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